The Aries
Do not begin today new affairs, begin any old affairs is better. Disconnect phone not prevent to concentrate to you, especially if you work in service “911″. Emotions are better be not to splashing out,remain more to youself.

Taurus
Today you maybe want changes. It is necessary to satisfy this desire, that nerves have not stretched, as strings. What, ask, to do, if changes are not present and is not expected? Well, a ceiling orange colour to paint, for example. Evening approaches for love appointment to a bar.

Twins
Good luck accompanies business workers, and accordingly – does not accompany workers of purchase sphere. If it would not be desirable to sit at stuffy office, take work at home. Especially if you work as the builder or the executioner. I should be roblems with plane purchase because today you are very choosy. Why you want salon only from a skin of a leopard? Will this leopard unexpectedly bite you for ass?

Cancer
Try not to work today with electronic devices. Especially with the electric razor. Because failure of power supplies it will shave you so ugly that your girlfriend will cry and will leave you to the DJ. It is possible to do small purchases: beads, small jewels and horseshoes for fleas.

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What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Italian – throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.

The German – carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it, and makes a new cup of coffee.

The Frenchman – takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese – eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Russian – drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

The Israeli – sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, drinks tea, and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian – blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives, and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of tea to the Palestinian.