08.27.08
Posted in funny pictures at 4:34 pm by lottolaugh
This new security belt prevents 40% of accidents

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08.19.08
Posted in caricature, funny pictures at 12:16 pm by lottolaugh
That is the correct way to choose the perfect mirror for you.

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08.06.08
Posted in funny stories at 5:07 am by lottolaugh
The general manager of a big corporation wanted to talk to one of his employees, so he called to his house. A whispering kid voice answered him: “Hello?”
“Is your dad in the house?” he asked. “Yes” the kid answered him.
“Can I talk to him?”
“No” answered the kid.
“Is your mother in the house?”
Yes” the kid answered him.
“Can I talk to her?”
“No” answered the kid.
The general manager asked: “Is there anyone adult?”
“Yes,” answered the kid “A police officer.”
“Can I talk to him?”
“No, he is busy.”
“Busy? With what?”
“He is talking to my parents and the fireman.”
The general manager began to worry when he heard a very loud noise.
“What is it?” he asked.
“That is a helicopter.” the kid whispered.
“What’s going on?” the general manager asked with a fear in his voice.
The kid answered with a little bit of respect in his voice “The rescue team came in the helicopter.”
“But what they are looking for?” The manager began to panic.
The kid laughed inaudibly, and sad: “Me.”
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