Some funny jokes, to keep you smiling.
*Woman on bus: If you were a gentleman, you’d stand up and let one of those women sit down.
Man on bus: And if were a lady, you’d stand up and let both of them sit down!

*Mr and Mrs Jackson had just reached the airport in time to catch the plane for their holiday on a Greek island. “I wish we’d brought the piano with us,” said Mr Jackson.
“What on earth for?” asked his wife.
“Ohh, no reason…I just think that I’ve left the tickets on it.”

*Teacher: What’s wrong?
Boy: I’ve just found out that I’ll be in school until I’m 18.
Teacher: That’s nothing. I have to stay here till I’m 65!