One man visited the madhouse. When he met the manager of the madhouse, he asked: “What are your conditions for hospitalization?”

“well,” said the manager, “we are filling a bath with water and giving to the patient a spoon, a glass and a bucket, and then we are asking him to empty it.”

“Ooh.. I understood, ” said the visitor, “a normal person would choose the bucket, because it’s the biggest one.”

“No!” answered the manager, “A normal person would get out the plug! Do you want a room with view on the sea or the forest?”