*Smile, it make’s people think what are you up to.
*Be nice to your kids. They are picking your elderly citizens’ home.
*I don’t suffer from madness..I enjoy it.
*Profesor is the man who is talking while other are sleeping.
*Death is life’s way to say : YOU ARE FIRED!
*What is the length of a minute? It depends in which side of the bathroom door you are standing.