Humor horoscope
July 4, 2009
The Aries 21 March – 20 April
Do not begin today new affairs, begin any old affairs is better. Disconnect phone not prevent to concentrate to you, especially if you work in service “911″. Emotions are better be not to splashing out,remain more to youself.
Taurus 21 April – 20 May
Today you maybe want changes. It is necessary to satisfy this desire, that nerves have not stretched, as strings. What, ask, to do, if changes are not present and is not expected? Well, a ceiling orange colour to paint, for example. Evening approaches for love appointment to a bar.
Twins 21 May – 21 June
Good luck accompanies business workers, and accordingly – does not accompany workers of purchase sphere. If it would not be desirable to sit at stuffy office, take work at home. Especially if you work as the builder or the executioner. I should be roblems with plane purchase because today you are very choosy. Why you want salon only from a skin of a leopard? Will this leopard unexpectedly bite you for ass?
Cancer 22 June – 22 July
Try not to work today with electronic devices. Especially with the electric razor. Because failure of power supplies it will shave you so ugly that your girlfriend will cry and will leave you to the DJ. It is possible to do small purchases: beads, small jewels and horseshoes for fleas.
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