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Category Archives: funny stories
George Washington and the Cherry Tree
When Harry was a young boy in Louisiana, he was always getting into trouble. One morning while waiting for the school bus, he pushed the outhouse into the bayou and went off for school as if nothing had happened. When … Continue reading →
William Monkeyspeare
If you give a monkey a typewriter and let it hit the keys randomly for long enough, eventually it will write the entire works of Shakespeare, just by chance. Richard Quest from CNN, once tried this. He put a computer … Continue reading →
Albert Einstein Joking
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur … Continue reading →
Funny (but smart) sentences
*Smile, it make’s people think what are you up to. *Be nice to your kids. They are picking your elderly citizens’ home. *I don’t suffer from madness..I enjoy it. *Profesor is the man who is talking while other are sleeping. … Continue reading →
Quick hospitalization – joke
One man visited the madhouse. When he met the manager of the madhouse, he asked: “What are your conditions for hospitalization?” “well,” said the manager, “we are filling a bath with water and giving to the patient a spoon, a … Continue reading →
Jokes collection
Some funny jokes, to keep you smiling. *Woman on bus: If you were a gentleman, you’d stand up and let one of those women sit down. Man on bus: And if were a lady, you’d stand up and let both … Continue reading →
What are they looking for? – a joke
The general manager of a big corporation wanted to talk to one of his employees, so he called to his house. A whispering kid voice answered him: “Hello?” “Is your dad in the house?” he asked. “Yes” the kid answered … Continue reading →
A smile for you
Keep smiling all the time and don’t forget – your smile is precious. A smile for you! Smiling is infectious; you catch it like the flu. Someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner … Continue reading →
Spit it out – funny story
I found this story in a very old book, and I was charmed with this short story. Spit it out Chemistry professor.- “Jones, what does HNO3 signify?” Student.- “Well, ah… I’ve got it right on the tip of my tongue”. … Continue reading →