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admin — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 01:03:34 +0000

Best Quotes from Reeves and Mortimer

admin — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 20:14:44 +0000

Reeves and Mortimer are one of the most famous comedy double acts ever to delight the fun-loving audiences of the UK. For those not in the know, the duo combine surreal material that can be a little difficult to understand with traditional comedy such as slapstick and cartoon back and forth. A poll conducted in 2005 saw the duo voted as the 9th greatest comedy act ever by other comedians and experts in the genre.

In fact, so long have they been completely dominating the comedy scene now that it can be difficult to pick highlights from their stunning careers.

However, hidden within the wealth of hilarious quotes are a few quotes that deserve to be reflected upon, even by the most knowledgeable comedy fan. Let’s take a look at a few of the best utterances ever to pour forth from the duo’s mouths:

- Vic Reeves effortlessly manages to anger animal-lovers everywhere: “I poured my cat out some milk the other day; I don’t know how it got in there”
- Vic Reeves takes down a poor innocent contestant who plies his trade in a butcher shop on a game show: “My dictionary gives two definitions of butcher, someone who sells meat or someone who brutally murders people. Which are you?”
- A classic interchange between Reeves and Mortimer: Bob – “My new girlfriend works in Marks and Spencers”. Vic – “Really?” Bob – “Yeah, she won’t let me try anything on though”.

With Reeves and Mortimer still going strong on the comedy circuit and inspiring new acts all the time, we feel fairly certain that there’ll be plenty more to add to that list in the coming years.

Quiet please…

admin — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 09:27:49 +0000

Maxim Vengerov plays Bazzini

admin — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 17:59:03 +0000

Maxim plays so masterly and at the same time you can’t listen the music without smile:-)

Voice Recognition Elevator – ELEVEN!

admin — Thu, 19 May 2011 22:18:29 +0000

Stop cutting down trees!

Rachel — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 13:29:02 +0000

Happy Baby

Rachel — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 12:39:13 +0000

To each his own style

Rachel — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 15:45:12 +0000

If somebody annoys you

Rachel — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 13:35:43 +0000

If you’re taking a plane shortly and your neighbor is giving you a hard time…..I have a great tip – works always.

1-take your laptop
2-open and start up your laptop calmly
3-make sure you have sound turned on
4-make sure that your neighbor is watching you closely
5-close your eyes – think deeply – and then look at the sky
6-take a deep, loud breath and then open this website: myit-media.de/the_end.html
7-look at the expression of his face

William Monkeyspeare

Rachel — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 08:11:46 +0000

If you give a monkey a typewriter and let it hit the keys randomly for long enough, eventually it will write the entire works of Shakespeare, just by chance.

Richard Quest from CNN, once tried this. He put a computer with a word processor in a chimp cage in a zoo. They did not write a single word, instead they used it as a toilet.